|—||Mother Teresa (via sadgirl1017)|
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
is tesco feeling ok
so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails
washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment
and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner.
I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho.
That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually
OH MY GOD THIS CARD
I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old