I'm funny, I promise

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

mediamattersforamerica:

How Fox News covered women’s issues this morning. 

theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out  Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out
Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

lmaoalien:

unclefather:

my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden 

 

My mom said “That makes you look like you have a camel toe” really loud in an Aeropostle.
She had just learned from my cousin what a camel toe was.

surebrahh:

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic